Cookie contest!

tell jokes and if they are good then you get a cookie but remember...

I ONLY HAVE 10 LEFT!

Ps. you get a rofl for CHUCK NORRIS jokes that i have not heard

here's the starting joke...

Chuck Norris once rode a nine-foot grizzly bear through a car wash instead of taking a shower!

heres one...

Leading hand sanitizer companies claim that they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the heck he wants.

do i get a rofl????

MichaelReed wrote:heres one...

Leading hand sanitizer companies claim that they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the heck he wants.

do i get a rofl????

a ROFL AnD COOKIE #1!!!

ONLY 9 left!!!

heres like 4

Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
4 Chuck Norris

The phrase 'Dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in the movie theater and forgets to silence their phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris Chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris wipes with chain-mail and sand-paper.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick at the speed of light. This means that if you turn a light switch on, you will be before before the light bulb turns on.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now know as Giraffes.

chuck noris can kill 1 rock with 2 birds
God said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please!"
God told moses to come 4eth/4th but he slioed on a banana and came 5th
chuck norris eats titanium screws in a bowl with iced milk as hard as titanium for breakfast

kevin, lol the third and the fourth, isaac, the first and the third

lol great jokes guyz!!!

MichaelReed wrote:heres like 4

Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
4 Chuck Norris

no no no and no srry

KevinAnderson wrote:Chuck Norris wipes with chain-mail and sand-paper.

ROFL!

( : : )

EIGHT COOKIES LEFT!

IsaacLenox wrote:chuck noris can kill 1 rock with 2 birds
God said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please!"
God told moses to come 4eth/4th but he slioed on a banana and came 5th
chuck norris eats titanium screws in a bowl with iced milk as hard as titanium for breakfast

srry but no

plz excuz my triple post i had to

this one=lol

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

MichaelReed wrote:this one=lol

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

not funny

u have not watched 24 then........

shun shun shun

lol, um....

MichaelReed wrote:this one=lol

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

I thought it was funny....

In the average American living room, there are 1,242 things that Chuck Norris can kill you with. Including the room itself.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker: Texas Ranger. It's a list of fatalities that occurred during the production of that episode.
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job." That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris can't hit a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole barn falls down.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. His bed wet itself out of fear.

thank you kevin!!!!!!!!

lol all of those!!!!

MichaelReed wrote:this one=lol

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

i giv it eh *** out a *****(stars)

i have heard all of them before!

havent heard any.....

but i have 1!!!!!!

When you spell Chuck Norris wrong in a google search, instead of giving you the correct spelling, it just says, 'RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!!!!!!!'

lol?

MichaelReed wrote:havent heard any.....

but i have 1!!!!!!

When you spell Chuck Norris wrong in a google search, instead of giving you the correct spelling, it just says, 'RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!!!!!!!'

lol?

*sigh* no...

that was so not funny you just killed my soul...

how bout his....

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience....

MichaelReed wrote:how bout his....

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience....

nopeidty nopeidty nope...

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have u already heard them all????????

MichaelReed wrote:ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have u already heard them all????????

i hadn't heard the last one but it wasn't funny...

that was funny.... wel...
one of these has to be funny...

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.


lol?????
plz?

haha edited it so now i get more then 1 4 each joke!!!